Shhhhhh don't tell Mummy and Daddy but I've hidden the TV remote!
I like taking the remote into the garden for a bit of a chew, but Mummy and Daddy always bring it back in and tell me off. So 2 weeks ago I decided that I wanted to keep it for myself and I've hidden it!
They have looked everywhere, behind the shed, under the garden table, in the bush and they still can't find it - he he!!.